Page One: Harry’s Sad PR Ploys
Page Three: Fierce Feminist Fails
We really need to talk about Harry Styles’ #girlboss girlfriend. Buckle the phuck up. This is an information-heavy post meant to explore Olivia Wilde’s feminist hypocrisy and her connection to a few sketchy folks that raised a ton of questions for me. It will also touch on Harry’s moronic decision to date her in a move that has earned him the reputation of “homewrecker” in the eyes of many.
Go ahead and get your cries of “sexism” out of the way since I will dare to question and criticize *gasp* a female and *gasp* a feminist and *gasp* Harry Styles’ girlfriend. Go ahead, I’ll wait.
Okay now that you know I’m a deluded sexist, let’s dive in.
Oh Harry, My Little Clam…
Let’s be frank: I continue to lose respect for Harry (my darling who I once adored so much) with each new thing I learn about his latest partner. Sure, Harry’s loss of my respect (and many others’) does not matter in the least, but it still warrants a mention.
I truly cannot believe how misled I was about Olivia Wilde in the beginning, and how I trusted her as a human being simply because she was tied to Harry Styles. We have to stop assuming celebrities are good people just because they’re accomplished or well-connected. Dare to look past the pretty faces, the affluence, the IG slacktivism, the moral posturing, and all the other absurd devices posers employ to compel you to marvel at them. It’s all a carefully curated illusion to make you believe in a version of them that is so dishonest it’s not even reality adjacent.
I continue to look around at the giddy young girls (and grown women too) who “stan” Harry and his relationship and who refuse to consider the AVAILABLE facts just because it paints Harry’s recent choices in an unfavorable light. Well, we don’t get down like that over here. We favor facts over a ship (yes even Zarry) and we favor facts over our “love” of any celebrity, and that includes Harry Styles.
I also just feel plain awful because these fans are being deceived by smokescreens strategized by seedy PR firms with the very intention of misleading them. In my opinion, Olivia Wilde’s presence at the majority of Harry’s tour is highly calculated and there is nothing innocuous about it. Sort of like their entire relationship in general, which has rather reprehensible origins.
Sigh, he wasn’t even looking at her; he was looking at a fan:
Let’s be clear, Harry Styles is a queer man with some observable and rather serious issues that we won’t delve into here…
…yet while I do love him and do feel sympathy for his unspoken plights, none of that absolves him of what he is engaging in lately, which I believe amounts to barefaced deceit. (Which is why many people in the general public and outside of his fandom accuse him of “queerbaiting”.)
The ironic part is we’re supposed to be the deluded ones because we insist (and document) that Harry and Zayn’s relationship CLEARLY ran deeper than the general public realizes…
…meanwhile these clowns are making up fan fiction about Harry gazing lovingly at Olivia in the audience because he otherwise looks super disinterested in her despite how much he tries to look convincing at times with staged PDA (something that is totally out of character for him.)
Furthermore, it comes as no surprise that he kicked up the staged PDA for this shtick with Olivia when this is the first “girlfriend” he has ever had a vested interest in for monetary gain. He’s literally starring in her movie, so it stands to reason he would work extra hard to convince the public of his investment in this particular relationship, more than any other he’s had. Even so, he still fails to look even remotely attracted to her, and who can blame him?
Still, his efforts to please her and conform to her way of thinking and public behavior are as clear as day, hence all the forced (and out-of-character) PDA in front of the paparazzi. Also, look what I found:
And people really wonder why Harry’s cringy ass is now suddenly saying “Watermelon Sugar” is about “the female orgasm” and encouraging young girls to repeatedly scream “pussy” at him in response to him asking “What does it taste like?” onstage over and over again. Oh gee I wonder who inspired him to spout that juvenile garbage all of a sudden? Certainly not his fierce #girlboss feminist girlfriend?
Harry is just a sad puppy hoping to be accepted into the film industry, so he’s doing all he can to please an exploitative snake who he imagines is on the rise and who he thinks does and says all the right “woke” things, not realizing how big of a phony she is and not realizing HE is the only thing lending her relevance at the moment, regardless of her past moderate success.
…I can’t help but wonder when it will all end? Why can’t he just stop already? Why can’t he just chill and quit pushing this gross narrative alongside an awful woman who supports an ADMITTED statutory rapist? A man who ADMITTEDLY fucked a child? She also purports she owes her career to this monster in some way? (Not at all surprising once you consider her link to the master of all quid pro quo and the former head of Miramax Studios. Let’s explore this on the next page.)