Harry & Olivia’s Boring Italian Getaway



Harry and Olivia are pulling out all the stunts in Italy these past two days, as she apparently jetted over to meet him after he wrapped filming for My Policeman, where he was spotted cruising down a Venetian canal and holding hands with the lovely David Dawson.

This is supposed to be romantic and idyllic, but something about them makes my eyeball twitch.

I suppose I’ll never believe anyone is truly worthy of dating Harry Styles. He always seems to pick people that I simply can’t stomach to see him with. Yup, you guessed it: I’m gonna be blunt and spill all my true feelings about Holivia that I’ve been holding back. And I really don’t care that people like Holivia or hope that it works out. I sure don’t feel that way.

Yeah, I said it. Fight me.

Alright, I’ll just say it because I know we’re all thinking it: Something about Holivia feels opportunistic and inappropriate. It’s almost too convenient a PR stunt for their upcoming movie for it to be true. And Olivia has a lot to do with why I feel that way.

This isn’t the first time she’s been linked romantically with a male co-star (hence Justin Timberlake and Bradley Cooper.) Don’t get me wrong, I’m not insinuating that she’s a slut or something, just that she is quite familiar with the PR game (as is Harry.) But with her being the filmmaker of this upcoming film Harry was cast in, it raises questions of authenticity.

No, it doesn’t bother me just because she got with Harry after ending a 7-year engagement to the father of her children and reportedly blindsiding him with the news of the separation.

And, no, it’s not because she was seen weirdly hugging him and clinging to him after the split in a manner I can only describe as manipulative.

Uh….

And, no, it’s not even because she’s 10 years Harry’s senior.

I think my consternation about them hooking up comprises a few different facts, really.


1) She was his boss. It seems grossly inappropriate that they started sleeping together following (and likely during) a professional relationship of this dynamic.

It is distastefully similar to filmmaker Rupert Sanders cheating on his wife Liberty Ross of 11 years with Kristen Stewart in 2012, who was 19 years his junior and also dating her Twilight costar Robert Pattinson at the time.

Scumbaggery

What’s really fucked up and low about this, is that Liberty Ross wasn’t even out-of-sight/out-of-mind at the time it happened. She literally had a role in the very movie this took place on! Look at her poor little filmography:

Liberty Ross as Queen Eleanor:

Imagine downgrading from her to Kristen Stewart? Thankfully she divorced his sorry as the following year.

Holivia gives me the same vibes unfortunately. Both situations involved: a massive age gap, an on-set affair that damaged a long-term relationship WITH 2 KIDS! Plus the filmmaker (director/boss) stooping so low as to sleep with a subordinate.

I mean these relationships had to violate every sexual harassment law on the books that forbid relationships between bosses and subordinates, right? Amirite? (I get that those laws probably don’t apply to Hollywood, but it doesn’t make it any less inappropriate.)

Quid Pro Quo, Clarice, Quid Pro Quo.

2) Number Two for why Holivia rubs me the wrong way: She appears in his historical, groundbreaking Vogue article (why was that honor even given to her after such a short period of time?) in what amounts to nothing but an uber transparent movie plug for DWD (like…why? Just why? It was his moment, not hers. Getting the PR started early I see. Planting the seed, so to speak.)

While speaking of Harry’s Dunkirk role she goes: “Blew me away—the openness and commitment”—it’s just like girl shut all the way up. He had all of five lines in that film and I doubt any of them moved you profoundly. Spare us that generic praise, please. We all know you didn’t want him in your movie for his impeccable acting ability. Like any other filmmaker, you wanted someone who would fulfill your blockbuster fantasies and knew that hiring one of the biggest popstars on the planet would singlehandedly see this accomplished.

“In turn, Style loved Wilde’s directorial debut”—yeah, sure you did, Harry. (Can you hear my eyes rolling? I think they may’ve gotten stuck.) All this nonsense shoehorned into his Vogue article manages to somehow be worse than the contrived slipper anecdote about Camille planted in his 2019 Rolling Stone article. (Be more conspicuous, PR teams, I dare you.)

Me seeing Olivia in his article before they started dating:

3) She inserted herself into his controversy with Candice (again, why? Just why?)

“You’re pathetic.” No Olivia, sweetie, YOU’RE pathetic. You’re the one who allegedly left your fiancé of 7 years and the father of your two children to date an employee 10 years your junior, who likes to wear dresses and penis necklaces. Smells a lot like a mid-life crisis to me.

Call me old-fashioned but I’d reckon it’s abundantly clear: That there feller likes men! Prefers them even!

It’s all in the optics, I tell ya, and after this, Harry dating women for PR just seems laughable.

My friend (and you know who you are!) sent this to me and said it would be Olivia and Harry next. Eye-

I never knew Elton John married a woman under false pretenses and broke her heart before he came out as first bi-sexual and then openly gay. Wow…

4) Harry seems to be performing with Olivia in public, starting with the hand-hold gimmick at Jeff’s wedding, which was hella out of character for him. Makes me question what he’s trying to prove suddenly?

5) Harry doesn’t seem super into her, although he’s still keeping up a concerted (albeit half-hearted) charade with her for some reason.


The issues that make this situation feel off for me are genuinely concerning, and not just the result of me grasping at straws to discredit her. When I see her I just feel…idk how to explain it.

I’m getting strong succubus vibes.

Again, the Jason drama and the fact that she has 2 kids unnerves me…urghhh! I just don’t like her potentially using Harry as a rebound or a new prospect to boost her career because of his global fame and success. History has demonstrated that Harry is rather easy to take advantage of, and people in Hollywood can sniff out emotional vulnerability like vicious bloodhounds on the hunt.

Something about this reeks—least of all the fact that she allegedly dipped on her man of 7 years once she set her sights on Harry in the fall of 2020. And remember long before they started filming there were auditions, costume fittings, table readings, etc. Meaning the line between when she left Jason and started up with Harry is muddier than people think (they went public holding hands in Jan 2021 so clearly they’d been “together” for a while) and this lends credence to the rumors about her blindsiding Jason and breaking his heart being true.

There was already a power imbalance established because Harry was seeking to please her in order to do well in his role. Same with how he admitted he was intimidated by Christopher Nolan and wanted to do well for him. That power imbalance exists naturally when someone is older and wiser than you, then add in the fact that she was his boss and it leaves me nauseous.

I don’t care how much Harry likes her and I don’t care how he likes to say “to each their own” when it comes to age gaps, and I don’t care that he likes to date older partners. He can do whatever he wants and we can’t stop him, but it doesn’t mean we have to shut up about it. We know Harry has a track record of problematic relationships (dating Caroline Flack when he was 17 and she was 32) and well also “homewrecking” (although he was technically with Zayn first and things just got muddy and complicated when Perrie came along.)

Therefore, despite reading loads of Alain de Botton, Harry is apparently not the best judge of what constitutes an appropriate or healthy romantic relationship, seeing as how he has barely been in a serious relationship for longer than a few months at a time, and they have all been heavily PR driven. But that’s celeb culture for you.

I think this array of super model PR dates over the years only serves to prove his feelings for Zayn run deep and are impervious to female interruption.

Sure, I don’t know him and I’m not allowed to have a say in his love life. Of course, duh, we all know this. And I love him very much (obviously) but if this scenario with Jason is true in the least, then I am very disappointed in him. Not to mention he could do soooooo much better than another man’s sloppy seconds.

I just can’t stand to see Olivia’s preening face looking like the cat who ate the canary; knowing how vulnerable and damaged he is. There’s such an obnoxious “Look, mom, I’ve landed a pop-star!” aura about her that doesn’t sit right with me in that CCTV footage. Much like Gigi Hadid exploiting the closeted and mentally tormented Zayn for clout. Yuck, yuck, yuck.

Both taken candidly. I mean….

In brighter news, Jason is reportedly now dating his co-star Keeley Hazell from the set of Ted Lasso, so we don’t have to worry about him being lonely and miserable.

Doesn’t she look delightful?
Well at least she’s stunning! Good for them! Her Instagram.
Why is she so damn happy? She’s literally swinging her purse in glee. Can she calm down lol?

Despite them mostly being photographed in the same positions as Holivia, they somehow manage to look more believable. (Yeah I said it.)

Surprisingly, they first met on the set of Horrible Bosses 2 back in 2014, and kept things platonic ever since. She’s seated next to him in the red bikini at 3:25 in the clip below:

Their new gig Ted Lasso is described by IMBD as a show that: “Follows U.S. American football coach Ted Lasso who heads to the U.K. to manage a struggling London football team in the top flight of English football.” What’s funny is that years before this ever became a show, Jason did a skit as this character:

Jason undoubtedly delivers loads of belly laughs to the set of Ted Lasso, since he has always been one of the standout members of my favorite SNL cast. (I love a man who can make me laugh uncontrollably.)

Some of my favorite skits of his are:

I adoreeeeeee this man so much! The way he dances in the background of all the What Up With That skits, please-


Alright that’s it. Rant over. Have a nice day.

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AD (formerly Zarry Documentaries) from YouTube and Wattpad

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Kmday
Kmday
1 month ago

You are in denial get a grip they are together and that damn quite Niall said if you do t want to get lapped taken out of context go your homework

Emma
Emma
4 months ago

It’s funny because I’m the I want Harry to be happy group…. but that was as awkward af totally staged n tbh a bit pathetic. Wtf Harry…. as for the kiss I didnt actually think I would see any thing as uncomfortable as the Taylor kiss…. but hey seems I’m wrong!!!! the other thing is telling ppl to leave him alone and then goes to an ENGLAND FOOTBALL MATCH viewed BY MILLIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! seriously are you GIGI in disguise??????,

cvihangi
cvihangi
4 months ago

You are absolutely right AD. I don’t see any human being worthy of dating HARRY STYLES other than ZAYN MALIK.

Adnil
Adnil
4 months ago

Didn’t Niall say: If you don’t want papped you don’t get papped… just say’n…😂😂😂

Sarcasm
Sarcasm
4 months ago

Well I guess Harry read this page and he was like dammit imma spice this shit up and voila 😣😣😣

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Green
Green
4 months ago

After harry and olivia kiss pictures i’m waiting for zigi wedding

idkwhy
idkwhy
4 months ago

Thought H looked much softer/more like himself in the pics solo and with fans from the football match. The fan feedback was all positive which was nice. But H looked tired/low energy, bit puffy round eyes (maybe sinus/hayfever?) and his left eye was drifty. Interesting to see more physical distance between then. In front on pap pic, H looked as if he was closer to the sitting lady in front of him than to ‘o who seemed seem an arm’s length away. Also between his hat, sunnies, mask and hand over his mask there wasn’t much of H’s face to see. Reminding me of Z really … happy genuine pics with fans and lacking energy low participation factor “relationship” shots. Kinda crazy the likeness … or maybe not if you think about it …

Momo
Momo
4 months ago

I never, ever thought there would come a time where I was dreading opening social media to find out what H and Z have been up to. I actually feel so nervous in case there’s more pictures of them with their “partners”. I don’t know what’s going on with H but he’s getting so many bad comments about how he’s changed since he met O. People saying they’re unstanning, being called a homewrecker and also people saying he’s queer baiting! I know he’s been working hard and deserves a break but he should have left Italy and went somewhere like Jamaica where he couldn’t be noticed parading around with O. It’s like he wants to be seen with her to let the world know she’s his gf but why not just come out and confirm that? What a mess

Eloisa
Eloisa
4 months ago
Eloisa
Eloisa
4 months ago

All these rumors spreading around
And I kinda like the way they sound
All these rumors ’bout you and me
How can we make this a reality?

He said she said …

Zayn (or better inZAYN) has just posted a new video (8 hours ago):

Rumors (Sabrina Claudio, ZAYN)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cIcMcQQAUwA

There definitely must be an intent behind it.

Harry’s Ringo
Harry’s Ringo
4 months ago

Harry is getting ready for his next album. He would end this before the release of the album and all the heart breaking songs would scream Olivia to the world. I’m pretty sure he would make every song seems like it’s about his heart break after Olivia. He is trying hard to save Zayn

Green
Green
4 months ago

Considering what everyone in the world has been thru … entering into a PR relationship just to sell a movie doesn’t rate on my mist of priorities. But he look tired, stressed and so done with all the shit. Deep down, I feel there’s something bothering him genuinely. Idk if its their relationship or c safety (since the attacks). Or something with his career. It’s just so weird to see harry do so much PR. I’m used to Zayn, but not Harry

Rang
Rang
4 months ago

To be honest, real or fake, this relationship feels wrong. I dislike how O seems to enjoy it way too much. She’s a classic good/bad press is still press. But so far, she’s just dealing with crap bc she is “dating” H. Her actions otherwise seem to go by unnoticed. While H went from easy going and unproblematic, to a man that appears to have a chip on his shoulder (aka Olivia 😂).
Whatever they are, it’s seems force and way too fast considering how it started and what had to end. With Zarry, I believe that H is tired of being the one waiting and getting hurt along the way. He’s tired of putting his heart out for Z and still having to play this long and lonely game. The baby, and Z still unable to make a move even thou he seems to want to, I think H made his move: Holivia. Harry’s PR move was thru pain n emotion not thru a thought out plan. I don’t know, trying to make sense of this….

Dolores C DiGangi
Dolores C DiGangi
4 months ago

The pictures from Italy are a joke, Harry show run as far away as possible from Olivia. Their was a pic of Harry in Italy with a white jacket and a gold cross with the banana penis necklace on. If the were in a committed relationship why the hell would he wear something like that? This is just PR bullshit and it feels creeping on Olivia’s part. I believe she is hurting Harry’s reputation by being with him. It all doesn’t make sense to me.

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