The Rise of Eleanor Calder and Gigi Hadid (Elounor vs Zigi)

LATEST POSTS: This post will contain controversial opinions and facts. If your feelings are easily hurt by inconvenient facts, or if you don’t like to see females harshly criticized, then click out of this post now. Just because someone is a female does not mean they are beyond reproach or should not be subjected toContinue reading “The Rise of Eleanor Calder and Gigi Hadid (Elounor vs Zigi)”

Harry Styles – Just A Little Bit Of Your Heart

Hey, OMG, wait, check out the merch. Disclaimer: Oh boy…JALBOYH. This song will never not hurt. I’m just plopping this in it’s own post so I can link to it for my upcoming Eleanor Calder vs Gigi Hadid post later today. Just A Little Bit Of Your Heart This song has a spectacular backstory. ArianaContinue reading “Harry Styles – Just A Little Bit Of Your Heart”

Neon Red – Chapter 19

(DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. It’s important to remember this is all totally fabricated, embellished, and exaggerated for entertainment purposes.) ********** If I go, I’m goin’ crazy Let my darlin’ take me thereContinue reading “Neon Red – Chapter 19”

Neon Red – Chapter 18

(DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. It’s important to remember this is all totally fabricated, embellished, and exaggerated for entertainment purposes.) ********** Change your heart, look around you Change your heart, it will astoundContinue reading “Neon Red – Chapter 18”

Harry Styles Performs “To Be So Lonely” At Love On Tour | Chicago, IL

First, tongue. (Yummy…gimmie…oh fuck. No! Stop! I’m sorry.) During the first Love On Tour show in Chicago, IL on September 24th, Harry was bombarded by an army of sign-totting fans that demanded “Justice For To Be So Lonely.” Ah, brilliant. Just brilliant. Side Note: Harold, please, sir. Keep that ass under control. You can hurtContinue reading “Harry Styles Performs “To Be So Lonely” At Love On Tour | Chicago, IL”

Neon Red – Chapter 17

(DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. It’s important to remember this is all totally fabricated, embellished, and exaggerated for entertainment purposes.) If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy? If our love’sContinue reading “Neon Red – Chapter 17”

Neon Red – Chapter 16

(DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. It’s important to remember this is all totally fabricated, embellished, and exaggerated for entertainment purposes.) “I know places we can go, babe.” Lykke Li – I know placesContinue reading “Neon Red – Chapter 16”

Harry Styles Love On Tour | St. Louis, MO

Well, well, well…looks like the beard is back. And no, I don’t mean Harry has suddenly spouted an unsightly patch of facial hair. At his latest Love On Tour show in St. Louis, Missouri, Harry was accompanied by his current “girlfriend” who moronically dances to songs he’s written about former “girlfriends” while he stands thereContinue reading “Harry Styles Love On Tour | St. Louis, MO”

Zayn’s New Song – Yellow Tape (Transcript & Analysis)

PAGE ONE: INTRODUCTION PAGE TWO: TRANSCRIPT AND ANALYSIS OF “GRIMEZ” Yesterday on 9/12/2021 (cough merch drop day cough) Zayn dropped a selfie on Instagram: And then proceeded to release three new rap songs on Twitter via drop box: He later deleted the drops for some reason. You can listen to them in one track here:Continue reading “Zayn’s New Song – Yellow Tape (Transcript & Analysis)”

Neon Red – Chapter 15

(DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. It’s important to remember this is all totally fabricated, embellished, and exaggerated for entertainment purposes.) ********** β€œI think I made you up inside my head…” Sylvia Plath –Continue reading “Neon Red – Chapter 15”

Harry Styles Wears Peace Ring For DTD’s Anniversary

I’m intrigued, to say the least. You’ll remember on Tuesday September 7th that Harry’s peace ring that he’s been wearing since 2013 (and which inexplicably disappeared some time late last year or early this year) made a big return during his Denver, Colorado show. Read about that here: Read about Harry’s very first Love OnContinue reading “Harry Styles Wears Peace Ring For DTD’s Anniversary”

Harry Styles Love On Tour | Denver

Look, I get it. You’re sick of hearing me say it, but I have to! New Merch in just a few days!! 😨😰😱 Exclusive Zarry and Non-Zarry merch for every mood of the week! I’ve been working soooooo hard on these designs and I pray that you like them! Be sure to FOLLOW and LIKEContinue reading “Harry Styles Love On Tour | Denver”

Harry Styles Love On Tour | Las Vegas

Last night Harry performed his first show for Love On Tour at an electric MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada, and he reportedly did not disappoint. Performer!Harry is back with a vengeance to make us all pass out, and he seems to be incorporating his lovely ink bedecked torso into his stage-wear fromContinue reading “Harry Styles Love On Tour | Las Vegas”

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